This week I have finally figured out why coffee is on the list and Dr. Pepper is not. It has nothing to do with caffeine content or tanic acid. Nothing whatsoever! Are you ready for this?
It's your breath! How can you attract someone and get married if you have stinky breath? You can't! Therefore, you shouldn't drink coffee!!!
My coffee-drinking coworkers all have the nastiest breath on the planet. It makes me cringe when I have to have conversations with some of them. Ugh! Somebody please cauterize my olefactory receptors before I have to go back to work tomorrow! Aaargh! I can't stand it any more!
Coworkers ==> coffee ==> bad breath
Me ==> Dr. Pepper ==> breath better than grandma's sweet apple pie
It's the truth. I'm going to reveal this tidbit of info next Fast and Testimony meeting.