Top 10 Reasons to vote for Mitt Romney
10. We can do away with these dumb secret ballots and manifest our support of the candidate "by the usual sign." And we can get rid of costly recounts by simply saying "opposed, if there be any."
9. The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service and would have dark suits, sunglasses, earpieces, and CTR rings.
8. The vice president would be replaced by first and second counselors.
7. NASA could commission a satellite to "hie to Kolob".
6. At inaugural balls, everyone would have to dance a Book of Mormon apart.
5. All official government prayers could include the phrase "that we all can get home safely."
4. The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also Lemuel's terms.
3. At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible "as far as it is translated correctly."
2. All foreign Policy statements would begin with "We Believe".
1. The presidential limo would be a black Suburban with a vanity plate: "RULDS2?"