26 June 2007

Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Mitt

Top 10 Reasons to vote for Mitt Romney


10. We can do away with these dumb secret ballots and manifest our support of the candidate "by the usual sign." And we can get rid of costly recounts by simply saying "opposed, if there be any."

9. The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service and would have dark suits, sunglasses, earpieces, and CTR rings.

8. The vice president would be replaced by first and second counselors.

7. NASA could commission a satellite to "hie to Kolob".

6. At inaugural balls, everyone would have to dance a Book of Mormon apart.

5. All official government prayers could include the phrase "that we all can get home safely."

4. The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also Lemuel's terms.

3. At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible "as far as it is translated correctly."

2. All foreign Policy statements would begin with "We Believe".

1. The presidential limo would be a black Suburban with a vanity plate: "RULDS2?"

9 comments:

Elbow said...

That's very funny!

Max Power said...

Hey Elbow! I haven't seen you around for a while. How have you been?

drex said...

Awesome. =D Everyone in the office loved that list. And Salad says it was way cool, too.

Gimple said...

Those aren't good enough reasons for me. You are definitely going to be a lot more convincing than that! Hahaha! Thanks for the laughs!

Brady said...

LOL! Yeah, I think I might need better reasons too, but that's a good start...

Tito said...

For just a moment, when I saw the blog post title in my Google Reader, my heart skipped a beat. The opportunity to connect to another moho Romney supporter (there are others, I know; they just aren't as enthusiastic as I am) seemed too good to be true. I guess it was. :( *sigh*

Max Power said...

Sorry, Tito. I can't say that he doesn't have my support, but I can't say that he does either. He strikes me too much as a republican version of John Kerry.

Tito said...

I'll pray for you... ;-)

David Alvord said...

see these top ten in their original form at:

http://docviews.blogspot.com/2007/02/comedy-daves-top-ten.html