Top 10 Reasons to vote for Mitt Romney
10. We can do away with these dumb secret ballots and manifest our support of the candidate "by the usual sign." And we can get rid of costly recounts by simply saying "opposed, if there be any."
9. The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service and would have dark suits, sunglasses, earpieces, and CTR rings.
8. The vice president would be replaced by first and second counselors.
7. NASA could commission a satellite to "hie to Kolob".
6. At inaugural balls, everyone would have to dance a Book of Mormon apart.
5. All official government prayers could include the phrase "that we all can get home safely."
4. The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also Lemuel's terms.
3. At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible "as far as it is translated correctly."
2. All foreign Policy statements would begin with "We Believe".
1. The presidential limo would be a black Suburban with a vanity plate: "RULDS2?"
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9 comments:
That's very funny!
Hey Elbow! I haven't seen you around for a while. How have you been?
Awesome. =D Everyone in the office loved that list. And Salad says it was way cool, too.
Those aren't good enough reasons for me. You are definitely going to be a lot more convincing than that! Hahaha! Thanks for the laughs!
LOL! Yeah, I think I might need better reasons too, but that's a good start...
For just a moment, when I saw the blog post title in my Google Reader, my heart skipped a beat. The opportunity to connect to another moho Romney supporter (there are others, I know; they just aren't as enthusiastic as I am) seemed too good to be true. I guess it was. :( *sigh*
Sorry, Tito. I can't say that he doesn't have my support, but I can't say that he does either. He strikes me too much as a republican version of John Kerry.
I'll pray for you... ;-)
see these top ten in their original form at:
http://docviews.blogspot.com/2007/02/comedy-daves-top-ten.html
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